It’s a dumb thing to get worked up about, but I hate golf course signs that are either (a) made of plastic that tries to look like wood or stone, or (b) made of wood or stone that tries to look like plastic. Here’s an example of the second type (or maybe it’s the first):

And here’s an example of the first type (or maybe it’s the second):

Actually, I don’t know what it’s trying to look like. Cream cheese? Yuck.